The attack of the lipas 2
This mafucka scared the shit out of me!Fucking arse! I was lying down on my bed watching a movie on youtube, movie just ended and i saw something go under my bed.. Out of curiosity, i used my hp torchlight and see what it is. Suddenly the bapaks of all the lipas run towards me, like trying to attack me.. I ran to my mum's room and woke her up ( my dad's working at night ), i beg her to help me kill this mafucka! I took the insect spray ik what's it formally called. Aimed at that bitch and sprayed madly! Then the cockcroach buat tecktonik jap then died. My mum didnt dare to throw the roach away at first, and i came up the idea of using the newspaper, roll it, and play golf with the roach. So my mum did that all the way to the kitchen and throw it away.
Now im in a state of paranoia. Now i keep the insect spray within arms reach! Im afraid i'll be having nightmares for a week! I hope the roach's family wont return and attack me!!
-- 2:38 AM