10am : Fazli called, i was half-asleep, he forced me to wake up and get ready, we wanna go find job. Won't tell you at where :p
11.45am : Met him at bus stop. Fazli mcm sial babi bodo kerbau!!! Suro orang pakai kasot, dier pakai slipper!! Knnccb.
K, i boring write the timing already. To make the story short, went to the place, the staff there told us that manager was not in and we were told to come back between 3-5, and its only 12pm -.- So we go makan at Bagus, fucking expensive la. $3.50 for a plate of chicken rice, rice sikit, ayam sikit, wtf kan? That's why singaporean people so small and petite. Look at the americans, they get big servings and look how tall they are!
After lunch, nature calls, berak at toilet. Then headed to gym. After a long time i never train at noon, the environment seems so different. Lesser people, don't need to share machines frequently. After gym went home. Boring right? Find me a girlfriend and my life ain't gonna be boring. But i won't kiss and tell :p
-- 10:29 PM
Today i played soccer for masjid at fico, there's this tournament called myspex, its like a sports tournament for all mosque. Last year, masjid tentera (my team), won first in soccer, well this year i hope we'll win 1st place again. We went into semi-finals and won with a score of 2-1. So finals will be held on 25 July at Jurong East Sports Complex hall.
The truth is, i did not want to play, but Ustad put high hopes on me, cause my last year's performance was like damn good, cleansheet for the whole tournament ( did not concede any goals ), umm, forgot to tell, its futsal. Then suddenly the night before i got this sense of inspiration to play, i felt like i wanna win. So in the morning woke up, ate breakfast then off i go to Fico. So as to let you guys know, breakfast was my only meal till like 8pm. Then i have this headache right now, which i usually get if i dont eat food.
You know what? We always win the tough teams, but we lose to this small kid team. Small kid not as in really small kid, they're same age, but they have like small body compared to ours. It makes us look like we're on steroids haha. So we got trashed by them, cause we were way too over confident. That match taught us something, blahblah, so we won the rest of our matches. And i think im losing my voice, cause ustad ask me to shout, shouting will make the opponent lose confidence and thus making you gain more confidence. Confidence is important for a goalkeeper, yes, im a goalkeeper :)
They say i look like Lionel Lewis, the Singapore goalkeeper. Few years back, went to other schools to play soccer. Girls shouting LIONEL LEWIS!! Im not bragging or whatever but why dont they just shout my name? Will give me more semangat haha.
After the death of my ipod earpiece, i bought a cheap sony earpiece which sucks to the core of earth!! It's loud but it cannot tahan songs with bass. Suckdick la bodo nye earpiece! I really miss my ipod earpiece, oh, if only you were here...
-- 11:48 PM
R.I.P Michael Jackson
I woke up this morning, on laptop, check emails, then in my msn contact list, i saw someone's nickname, "Michael Jackson is dead hahahaha!". I thought it's fake, i googled it up and its true. He died of cardiac arrest. My eyes teared up. Today we lose a great musician, which music swept the 1980s people of thier feet and saving the music industry. What a talented guy. Remember the video thriller? As a child i was afraid of the video, haha so scary. Remember moonwalk? This guy popularised it. We lost a famous phaedophile. We lost a plastic surgery lunatic. Someone who from black turned into white, which is imposible for normal people like us.
-- 2:04 PM
I got the biggest baddest news ever. I got C for my exams, and my GPA i got 2 -.- madafucka! I think my teacher purposely fail me.
Yesterday went bowling with aiqal martin and joe, i got strike once hehehe. Then last game, loser need to pay for pool, so loser was joe. We go play pool, blahblahblah, then aiqal suggest we watch transformers 2. So we went home, blahblahblah, ajak epain sekali, then met them at causeway, watch the movie, which was like freaking cool and funny, especially the part where the small decepticon robot fucking megan fox's legs. After movie, cab to yewtee, hang there, eat breakfast at mac, then chiau!
This might be a boring post cause im so tired right now.
-- 12:49 AM
I not gonna watch horror movie for awhile, cause i had nightmares! Yesterday in the dark, i tried to sleep, but cannot, so listened to ipod till i fell asleep, then the movie haunt me in my sleep %$#@#$$%%$!!!!!! Cmon lah, give me a nice dream can? I wanna dream about hot girls not ghost. Stupid xia!
-- 2:54 PM
Drag me to heaven please
In the morning, went to mosque, have programme, the tattoo removal thingy, with family. Then at 1, headed to vivo, we caught the 2pm movie, drag me to hell, and this movie is like fucking scary, seriously, dont ever watch this movie alone. And now im home alone wtf! 40% of the time i was like covering my face, hoping the movie would quickly end. Fucking gory, scary, _________ ( whatever scary words you add in yourself ). The ending was like predictable but i will make it a point not to watch horror movies with any future girlfriends, cause it would be me hiding behind her shoulder not her haha!
Okay and umm, i drove my dad's car today for the first time! Not at the highway. But like uphill, downhill then 3 point turn. Eh like its my first time and i made a 3 point turn. Actually i was afraid to get behind the steering wheel, but you know when you start hitting the accelerator, the confident feeling naturally comes to you. I got the video but lazy to upload. Okay enough already bye!
-- 7:24 PM
Ever thought of making money online? Check this shit out. It sounds qenuine. Cause i've always dreamt of making tons of money, living the fast life. Alcohol, girls every luxury a man desires. This may be the platform, a stepping stone to a more successful life.
MAKE MONEY ONLINE!! -- 1:51 AM
IM FUCKING FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!!! BALLS ARE AT MY THROAT!!!! DONT ASK ME WHY!!! I AM TOOOOO EMBARASSED!!!
-- 11:49 PM
Rocky
Watched Rocky 1 and Rocky 2 today! Fuhh the adrenaline pumping, make me semangat. I feel like going gym now and train! Watched Rocky 1 before gym, in the afternoon, was so psyched up, i train too hard until i almost cried because of the pain. I lay down on the floor asking Fazly to call my mama pick me up. HAHA! Dont believe? Ask this idiot below.
I wonder, why the hell do i bother to blog? Maybe it runs in the genes? Should i do less blogging and more movie-ing?
Im insanely tired right now, i spent 4 hours in the gym today. And i trained on an almost empty stomach. So try to imagine what im feeling right now. This is more worse than running 2.4km or swim 10 laps on an olympic size pool.
Not having earpiece is killing me from the inside. My boredom in the bus or train is being bottled up inside me, waiting to explode. Haha! There's this someone who i wanted to borrow a earpiece from is so stingy. Stoopid. STINGY!!
Then this friday i need to go to mcys to meet my officer. Which means i need to train all the way to toa payoh without music wtf. Think im just gonna seat and stare at the apek seating infront of me, maybe smile at him or even wink :) Eh i wanna try something, act sleeping in the train, then suddenly wake up and shout loudly like some crazy dude. HAHAHA gonna be damn funnehh.
Okay, if you can see, this is clearly like a before after picture. It took me 6 months okay, 6 months get it? Natural no steroids duhh. From 67kg to 81kg. I look like a fucking joke before, now, i look like abang handsome heeheheeh!
Yesterday is again, a hell of a night. Went to east coast, bedok jetty, to drink and accompany Alwee, he wanna go fishing. Laughed and drank alcohol, talk cock, and and and i tried fishing for the first time!! Woooooooo!! My first try, the line got stuck at my leg -.- the hook almost hook me. And this stranger laughed at me, luckily i was drunk enough not to care hahaha!
Martin, Aiqal, Harri and me walk to the toilet, on the way there, in this dark place, thought we saw ghost, found out was a white plastic -.- hahaha. To spice up the night, we go to the beach where there is the huge sandcastle thing and we destroyed it, kicking and punching the sandcastles, looks like nothing right now hahaha.
In the morning had breakfast at macdonalds, then took 196 home, slept like pig in the bus, reach home, sleep and here i am right now.
Yesterday was a hell of a night, celebrated Abdullah's birthday. Reach jurong canal late, saw some seniors ex jvs mates. Catch up with stuffs. Then 13 of us head of to another place, somewhere around there. Sat at playground, pour some liqour, all of us drank. Except for that stupid Guoli, a virgin to liqour hahaha. It was fucking bright, and Zul gave the lamp post a hard kick, and all the lights went off, no, not only that lamp post but all of the other lamp post went off too.
At around 2am, police came, friends alerted me, i thought of running away, cause you know i know public dont know. I shouldnt have been out at night :) But it was too late, i threw my cigg on the floor, malaysian cigg, 500bucks if caught -.- But what i didnt realise is that the fucking policeman is directly behind me and he saw me throwing the cigg, he asked what did i throw, i said cigg, i think he thought i threw drugs or whatever illegal stuff. He used torchlight to search the area HAHA. Asked me why did i throw, said i was underage. Policeman said, " we got a complain that you guys are making noise and someone damaged the lamp post" Zul face paiseh. HAHA Blahblahblah, asked us to leave and ask me to throw my cigg inside the rubbish bin. We decided to go to lake park, after like 5 mins, i ask wei ern follow me to take my cigg, we open the rubbish bin search then found it, sekali the bin drop with a loud thud pulak, i run like fucking fast leaving wei ern hahaah.
Went to lake park, which is like 2km, walk andd sweat like %@$#% Sat at the blue carpet and drink abit, then started to drizzle, so we shifted to the shelter, where we played take down, which is something like wrestling where someone have to make the person drop, first to drop kisses the winner's ass. I won Zul 2 times and he kissed my ass! Waiting for Steph to upload the pictures, wanna see my ass? HAHAHA
Around 5am everyone was like fucking hungry, went to mr teh tarek to have early breakfast, and i got a piece of advice, dont eat when you're drunk, the feeling is so fuct up. After that Zul, Anip and me went to Faz house. Sleep there, and oh yeah i shared a bed with Anip :) this sounds so fucking gay.
And i made a new friend, Hilmi! The fucking cute short guy, who i thought was a butch on my first impression of him, sorry ay!
In loving memory of my itouch earpiece, you've been with me, accompanying me everytime when im alone, going thru thick and thin with me. You're my source of happiness, without you im gonna be sad, may you rest in peace.
Sorry if i bore you with pictures of me posing half-naked, but like duhhhh, my blog. Which specifically ( is this spelled right? ) means, i post whatever i like, and YOU come here and entertain yourself with my boring yet entertaing posts.
In this picture, i was having difficulty posing, i was holding a ciggy with my lips. And if you understand how the smoke goes into your nose then get that irritating burning feeling, and the cameraman was like so slow ( sorry ashraf ).
okay and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh aahhhhh fuck me!! harder!! harder!! yes like that!!! wahahaahhaaha!! nahh just joking, i just wanna say, i watched 2 movies today, which is not something to be sad about, cause this means i had something to do which i wont disclose it over here :p
Superbad ( don't be fool by the title, this movie is the shit!! )
Semi-Pro
Universal Remote
Mama's Boy
The Accidental Husband
Senior Skip Day
Blind Dating ( This movie is so touching )
Run, Fat Boy, Run
Carbabes
Full of it
I Want Candy
Sex Sells
The Dukes of Hazzard
Gangsta Rap
The Hammer
Taking 5
PiGs
American Poop
What Up
Heavy Petting
Material Girls
My Super Ex Girlfriend
School For Scoundrels
I See You.com
Unhitched
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Zoom
Drop Dead Sexy
National Lampoon
Lets Go to Prison
Lovewrecked
All You've Got
Pretty Cool Too
Music And Lyrics
Napolean Dynamite
Click
Accepted
The BenchWarmers
It's a Boy Girl Thing
This is the lists of movies i've watched in a week. I think i watch 4-5 movies daily. I seriously have no life, wake up, bath, eat, moviesssssssss, gym, moviesssss, sleeeeeeep, wtf, wtf, wtf. Maybe having a girlfriend can solve my no life problem? Pros and cons of having a girlfriend, pros, i have somebody to talk to, someone to care for me, someone to waste my time with, blahblahblah ( add in your suggestions here ) . Cons of having girlfriend, the whining!! Phone talks! God, i really hate talking on the phone, waste my money and time. I think there's many more. Okay but, as if my dream girl would appear from no where. And im the dude with arms the size of your head, girls are scared of me, BOO!
I love teen, high school, partying, college movies. Cause they gonna show some boobs, booze and everything you call sins. My list consists of this kinda movies. Maybe next week im gonna make a list of romance movies, and watch all and be the romantic Nabil :)
I woke up late today, and missed an appointment, laser treatment... Asked mum to call and reschedule it like 2 weeks later. When i woke up, both of my legs cramped. My legs are like fucking sore.. Tomorrow have to play soccer -.-
I've watched like 3 movies today, watching my 4th movie now, blogging and waiting for it to load. I have no life like seriously, weekdays gym, weekends at home. And now holidays, it's not gonna be a fun holiday, i can foresee..
My goal for this 5 week holiday is to gain weight, increase in size then go back to school and wow my classmates. I want them to tell me, " dude your arms are like the size of my head" :)
This is today, told you i would wear the powerlifter suit.
This was yesterday!
Had exams just now, tried to copy, i think i will fail, or easier to say, 100% fail. No more hope. There is one more exam on friday and i swear im lazy to study. Since im failing EEP, might else well i fail AE. HAHA!
Today went to gym,halfway thru my workout, changed into the powerlifter suit as promised. Well, after lots of persuasion by wayne. HAHA.. He's so cute. I got laughed at by this 2 chinese guy who is like 20 plus. I feel like whacking them. Hey, im 17 and my body is as big as you, and you're like in your 20s, why laugh at a future champ? Fuck you!
Have test tomorrow, EEP i guess? or is it AE? WTF i don't know. Die die die die die! To make matters worst, i've not studied and to make matters even worser, in class i did not pay attention, and to make matters worsest i need to wake up damn early tomorrow so that i won't be late. Hopefully got time to eat breakfast. Gonna meet Martin at 6.15am under his blk. Need to wake up at 5.15am, yes, i siap like girl, 1 hour. No actually it's like getting ready 45minutes, eat 15minutes. Hmm.. Maybe im gonna take pictures of formulas, so it will make the exam easier for me :) My forearms are big, got alot of space for formulas hahaa!
Yay it's june already! Parties! Drinking sessions! No studies or school! Well what the heck, i can't even party, patience Nabil, 3 more months to go. Be a good boy, suffer now and enjoy later.
Few nights ago, while lying in bed waiting to doze off, i was like thinking ahead, when im 18, and got my bike license, i don't wanna ride it to school, do not wanna waste petrol. Then i was like thinking of getting a job just to support bike and stuffs. And after hearing lots of stories of accidents, i planned not to go over 80km/h. No, not even in expressway, i try not to care if any goons try to blow me. I won't chase you or whatever shit, i'll just ride slow and steady, even if it is a sports bike. Some people say, everybody will eventually die, yes i agree, but, i don't wanna die before i accomplish dreams and goals, or even get laid ^^
Imagine me, 3 times the size of and average human running towards you, what will you do?
Shout out to Nasir Sapau! Thanks to you my eyes don't hurt anymore, thanks for the screen brightness tips!