This is a powerlifter suit. Can see my cock? HAHA!!
Today i did not go to school again. I've been to school for only 2 days this week. So lazy! Dad woke me up at 6am, told him i start school abit late so i got 30 more minutes to sleep. The truth is im already late for school. But my dad don't trust me, his afraid i gonna overslept, so i woke up, ate breakfast, wait for mum and dad to go to work, then go back to sleep!! Hehehe.. This is my trick to cabot school. Actually i can just tell my parents that im lazy, but they gonna talk lots of crap. So i just do it the silent way.
At 5pm went to faz house, he cut my hair for me. I asked him for a mat rep haircut. LOL! My tail is fucking long. And after the haircut i look 40% like a matrep heeeee! While getting ready to go to gym, Faz showed me his dad's powerlifter suit, i tried it on and it fit nizely. So im gonna wear that on monday for training. I dont care if they laugh. Looks good on me anyway, and my cock can be seen.
Tomorrow gonna play soccer with masjid nye budak2 at fico but i forgot the time -.- Okay and i seriously am getting lazy to play soccer. It's like im too heavy already. I can't dive and save like before, oh glory days.. Oh yeah, the weighing scale at Jurong West gym is like so fucking fake! Yesterday i weigh on it, 80kg, today went to Jurong east gym and i weigh, 78kg -.- So to those who're going to Jurong West gym, dont trust the weighing scale there. It is playing with your feelings!! It played with mine.
This morning i woke up, friend text me and tell me Man U lost 2-0 and i was like FTW?! So sad till i didn't go to school. Sat at home and cried. Okay this is so lame. I did not cry. I moved on. Atleast Man U won EPL. Liverpool won nothing i guess. Fuck Barcelona and fuck thier motherfucking fans! Barcelona players on steroids!! Especially Lionel Messy, Messy HAHAHA cute pe!
Laptop screen brightness hurting my eyes, and i still can't figure how to change the brightness wtf. Went to control panel and never saw screen brightness. So now am currently trying to tahan.
Tomorrow's PE lesson will be swimming, don't know if i should go. I don't wanna show my big belly. And recently i've slimmed down by abit cause i was sick and ate less. Should i go? Weighing the possibilites, after swimming need to bath at school blahblah. So lazy.. Then in train confirm penat. Then evening need to go to gym. and and and need to wear tights, which however my cocks can be seen. If stim confirm i paiseh, cause simei lots of girls. HAHA
The main purpose of this update is to tell you guys that i eat fucken slow! An average you will take 10-15mins to devour one chicken burger, i take 30mins like wtf right?! Nevermind Nabil, suffer now enjoy later. Who knows one day i will meet a girl who has a fetish on bogey guys? :) and maybe she's hot. hot like your mum, milf, oh gawd so hot!
*milf = mums i like to fuck ( to all those kids who dont understand )
I just got my tooth extracted, and now im in a bad mood. The pain is just so excruciating. The dentist took like 30minutes just to take out my tooth. He told me my tooth is as strong and big as my body. I think it took him like 50 tries? I almost broke out in laughter when i saw him sweating, huffing and puffing. Okay guess im gonna get some sleep.
This was the previous weekend, Pat's birthday at West Coast. All drunk. After that night, i swear im not gonna go binge drinking for a few more months.
This proves that Aiqal is gay! Aiqal is the guy hugging me.
These are all my kids :)
They look like lamp post when beside me
HAHA!!
Funny faces!!! Was meant to be funny, but i think it isn't, is it?
Bonus picture, Martin really seriously truly, no fakingly pissing. I got his **** picture but not gonna upload, heck this is not a porn website.
My boys, cute ay? Center guy is cutest :)
After school headed to jurong point to pay my smoking fine at singapore post. Aiqal and Martin accompanied me, after that we walked the whole jurong point like 3 times then decided to go to library to read books, naww fake you only. We went to library to make noise. Went to the library's rooftop and smoke there despite the no smoking sign, before that we were like finding a place to smoke on the rooftop but everywhere there's the no smoking sign. While smoking, we planned how to run away if someone caught us, NEA or HSA officer, security guard etc. Martin said we gonna run in circles and play hide-and-seek. HAHA lame.
At 4 i went home, when i reached home, i saw they were lots of slippers and shoes at my doorstep, thought i got the wrong house, then i shouted, did i get the right house? LOL Rupenye my sister's friends were in baking muffins i think? I ate got ready for gym, reached gym early and waited for faz to arrive, he's always late. fuck him. After gym slacked at pioneer mall's mac, with nabeel(gay partner), wei en, faz and 2 new friends. GIRLS! I made 2 new friends.
After gym while walking to the bus stop, Nabil: Aku handsome! Nabeel: Siak je kau handsome!! Faz: Eh seriously dulu dier handsome, sekarang da tak pasal dier makin gemok!
WTF?!?! Am i fat?!?! If im fat, you guys just wait, im gonna cut down and diet, lose all my body fat. Confirm all girls will kneel down to me wahahaha!! joking.. -.-
Just now i decided to hang out at bedok north with my classmates, after weeks and weeks of persuasion from them, and teacher not coming to school, so i have nothing else to do. So i slacked with them. I don't usually chill with them, so why not? It will give us more bonding, since im a good friend, bonding is an important aspect of friendship. Okay in the picture above, i seriously think my arm size have dropped drastically, after 3 weekends of drinking. So the previous weekend will be my last until the holidays, im gonna focus on building more and more muscle and be a freak. I want all the girls to be afraid of me, Boo!
When i got back home, my dad gave me the letter from HSA ( i was recently fined), HSA previously sent a letter to my mum stating that i can be fined up to $300!!! That is like unaffordable, and i don't wanna burden my family. So when i opened the then just recieved letter, i open slowly while praying hard, and i mean damn hard! I read the letter slowly, blahblahblah can be charged in court if never pay after 14 days blahblahblah, and the box below where they tell me the amount i need to pay, guess how much! $30!!!!! Im sooo happy! Well its kinda a wrong feeling but after days of mental cum financial torture, im finally at ease, 30 bucks is affordable. But i can buy 3 box of ciggs for 30 bucks, and 6 if contraband. Well nevermind, i will just pay.
My wallet is seriously feeling the drought. I really need a job to pay off for my daily expenses. Daily allowance from parents is not enough :( If i've more money, i can eat more and be more of a freak!
I'm still waiting for Erwin to complete his squats. I want my ciggys! End school early, around 10, hang out at field, watched girls running, cheer them, became public nuisance for the moment. After that went to cafe 1 and eat chicken rice with thousand island sauce, NICE! Serious shit, if you're in College East go try cafe 1's chicken rice. The chicken is so tender, easily eaten with fragile teeth like mine. Left school and head to Toa Payoh to meet my officer, she gave me time extension until 10pm on wednesdays! Okay i don't feel like blogging much, i wanna go play Dota :P I may sound like a geek or a dork, try me :)
Okay, today i fucking did 3 plates squats for 2 reps man!!! For your info, 1 plate is 20kg. 3 plates is 60kg PER SIDE of the barbell. So altogether its about 120kg. For a natural like me, i personally think im fucking awesome. Unlike those singapore teen bodybuilders who're on roids and still doing 3 plates squats. WTF?!
Erwin wants me to teach him how to squat heavy, so to accept him as my apprentice, i asked him to squat 1 plate for 20 reps tomorrow. I bet he can't, 3 ciggs if he can't! And if he can't, he is a pussy!! Erwin, tomorrow is the day! Go eat raw eggs like rocky okay!
I woke up in the morning, feeling pain in my teeth. Went to the dentist at Boon Lay MRT. The dentist stuck some medication into my teeth and filled the hole with cement. He told me, if in 2 weeks time there is still pain in my teeth, then i need to go thru root canal treatment which cost 1k plus ftw?!?! I don't mind the pain, but where will i get the money?? Another option is to extract the teeth. WTF??? I don't wanna be bogey okay. Going to the dentist cost me 85bucks, just for one tooth!!! Okay shit, i really need to be a millionaire by 21 so i don't have to worry about money. Then i can laugh my ass out to those who got a degree and still earning pennies wahahaha!
Today didn't eat double cheese burger, but i ate shroom burger! The chicks working at Jurong east complex KFC quite hot too. Nahh joking.. Since my pain have subside abit, i got more mood to train in gym. 3 hours in the gym. Chest and triceps. I got breast for a chest. No serious, i got breast not chest. Did 2 plate bench press with the 45 year old monstah supporting me. This monstah is like your dad's age but is big and ripped like a monstah. You will look like chicken satay if you stand beside him :P and his name is James. Owner of the well known club St James Power Station.. Nahhh fake you! Do you really think a millionaire would train in a public gym? Maybe if i am a millionaire i would, cause i won't forget my roots. But too bad, im gonna migrate to USA before you know it. Say byebye to Singapore!
I've been feeling moody today. Just because my tooth hurts. I feel like pulling out my tooth. All because i ate meat that day. Someone please kill me, i feel like dying. I'll prolly go to the dentist and skip school tomorrow. The pain is unbearable. I am considering being a vegetarian and not hurt my teeth by eating meat. I wonder how americans can eat meat every single day.
I wasted my time and money by going to school today. Reached early, ate lunch, went to class, found out teacher did not come, after 2 minutes, went home with Aiqal. I've been frequenting Mcdonalds lately, mostly before gym, to eat double cheese burger! Cheap and tasty!! Believe it or not, i can eat up to 4 double cheese burger to make me full. Maybe 5, depends if i got more cash. That's why people call me fat :) Okay i should stop now, my teeth hurts like %$@#^&#$@#%^#%#$%@^&@^@^@^###$$** I wanna go punch my cheeks. Bye!
Okay i just woke up. Yesterday night went to ecp with Sadik and friends. Played texas hold em' poker with them. Was so drunk, i bet anyhow and lost alot. I don't mind losing money, cause money can be earned back. What matters most is the moment i spent losing the money, making my friends happy cause they won my money. Aww.. Im sucha sweet friend. Yesterday drank a few bottles of Tiger beer, didn't have money to buy liqour. After a few months of not drinking, i get drunk easily. Okay in my previous post, i wrote that im craving for booze, ironically, when i was drunk i was like regretting drinking. Hahaha! Okay beer sucks, liqour rocks! Because, because, because, beer taste like normal water to me :P Liqour is the shit yaww! Okay enough already about liqour. It's a sin for me to even touch that stuff.
I gonna end this week by going to sleep early. I'll try. Although school starts at 1 tomorrow, i wanna get my sleeping cycle right. So i can feel fresh everyday! Because, cute and sweet people need to sleep early, so they can be cuter and sweeter everyday, ain't that right?
Happy Mothers Day to my dearest mum! You're the best, i love you no matter what. Although i don't show you love, in my heart i still do. Maybe im just egoistic. You were there for me when im at my all time low. You cried and plead for a lighter sentence for me. You support me by buying me supplements and cooking meals for me daily. You even wake up early in the morning just to fix me breakfast. Damn, you're everything, even my future love can't replace you. Sorry for being rude to you or disrespecting you. You should understand im just a teen. Last of all, millions of kisses to my mum!!
This is the story about 4 individuals named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, and Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.
Anyhow, it ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody, when actually Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Does this sound familiar? Has this happened at your workplace, school, social club, sporting club or any other association you've been involved in?
8 May, finally Mas Selamat was caught. In Malaysia, Johor. After 1 year of running. I respect this guy, cause he made history by having the authorities launch the largest manhunt in Singapore history. Atleast he set a record. But the question still remains, how did he escape Singapore?? We'd seen the tightest security since his escape. Damn he is good.
Today was supposed to cut my hair, since i get feedback from all that my current hair sucks. Okay i admit, it sucks. But i didn't get to cut today. Nobody wants to accompany me so i went gym instead. Trained legs, beat my personal best today. I freakin' did 220 pounds squats! Let me convert that for you, 220/2.2 = 100kg . So i did 100 kg for 4 repetitions. Yessa! And i'm all natural!
Recently i have the urge to drink. It's been sucha long time since i drank liqour or beer. Hmm.. About 2 months? I've been avoiding this stuff lately cause i don't want it to make me lose my muscle gains, but heck, once in a while i need to release some steam. So maybe gonna get drunk on Patrick's birthday.
I seriously need a job. Weekend job. I need cash for supplements and stuffs. Any intros ?
LLA lesson was boring today, so me and gang took some pics. Got alot more but its X rated hehe. So can't upload it. After school went gym with Wan at the school gym. First off i would like to admit that school gym sucks alot. Equipment and environment wise. I hate the rubber plates. The state-of-the-art machines which is not so hardcore for me. I hate the people who go there. They're like stucked up. Body so small and act as if they own the gym, they walk with thier chest up. They do pussy exercises. I OWNED all the weights there. Too light! HAHA! Pussies there lifting weights with thier stupid faces while i lift and can talk and joke at the same time. Ain't nothing but a peanut! And and and i got some quality info from Wan, who competed last year at national juniors. So somehow i know some underground secret bout singapore's bodybuilding.
Met Martin at sitihall, went home with him. In train, we made some lines to diss microxmusa. This may sound lame, but here goes, shout out to microxmusa
" I got what you call a flawless spit game, Damn he nice, that used to be my nickname I play with fire so you know you gon get flamed Battlin' you is easy, it's like me playin' a kids game, Your round and dumb like humpty dumpty If you was pink, malay folks call you BABI Your a horrid motherfucker with white spots on your face If there was an ugly contest, you'd get first place Man, you gon need first aid kit Due to my heavy punchlines you gon need first aid quick Awwwww shit! Microxmuser getting dissed I hope this MOFO aint gettin' pissed! "
Hah okay i know it's abit lame, but im proud of this piece. K thats all folks!
Today's care lesson we did some painting. Pictures above. I never join in, cause i afraid Andy gonna throw paint on my shirt. I wore white and i don't wanna go home with paint on my shirt. Our painting was very very lame. Cause i never participate, if not confirm nice! But my artistic side of me shines once a month ^^ But seriously though i'm not the creative type of person.
I didnt come for the 9 am lesson cause i thought it was care lesson. I came for the 10 am lesson and missed the retest for previous class test. So teacher gonna take the previous test marks which is like 30++/100 to key in. Shit, looks like my poly goal is like far from my reach now. Have been slacking alot. Just now i got practical test, i only know how to fix the circuit but didnt know how to test. Luckily there's this teacher who have a kind heart and help me out. But Ms Jayna saw and told me not to depend on others and she will mark my test accordingly. As in, cause i seek help, i'll get lesser marks. Stupid! Electronics just sucks alot. Not my thang. AHHH i feel like quiting. Help anyone ?
I woke up at 6pm with 11 miss calls from Shuuy and 1 text message from her, " Wake up babi" haha see how rude she is tsk. I asked her to give me a wake up call at 4 but i overshot and woke up at 6. What a good friend she is until she call me 11 times just to wake me up. Oh im so touched haha! Only got 6 hours of sleep, tonight im gonna sleep earlier. So as to correct my sleeping cycle. I hate not sleeping at night.
Today i broke a personal record, i took 55mins to finish 1 plate of rice with 1 baked breast chicken. Like wtf? HAHA was so sleepy didn't realised that i was eating.
Milo + 10 white eggs = YUCKSS!! ( This is without water yet )
Went gym with BBC at 3. Go early cause gym closed at 5. Could not concentrate, Biggie Smalls was there with his clan. Fuck them. I predict one day, there gonna be a fight in east gym. After gym slacked at void deck infront of jurong east complex, played card. I win alot of times! haha!
Wonder why i never count how many sticks i smoke everyday? HAHA i give up. I don't care anymore. Quiting is equals to more stress. Who wants stress? TELL ME! WHO WANTS STRESS??
Swine flu? I don't think its quite serious comparing the death rate of swine flu and normal flu, more people die of normal flu. So why does the media make a big shit out of this flu but not make a big fuss of people dying out of poverty and lack of food? Well this is how the media works anyway. Singapore is on orange alert, i don't really know what that is actually. BUT, in the gym today, before entering, need to take temperature taking. In a way, singapore is fast to take precaution, i feel safe in singapore :) For personal precaution, what i know is, must have good hygiene habits!!!! Don't cough without tissue ( lol i always cough without covering my mouth ).
Ok im getting hungrier typing word by word in this post. Didn't eat since 1 may 2009 3.30pm.